About This Game Save the Metal, Save the World, Save the Coffee!Coffee Crisis is a neo-rogue brawler that puts you in the shoes of the only baristas on Earth with enough heavy metal in their veins to fend off an alien assault. Play solo or join up with a friend to fight across eight unique locations ranging from your Coffee House HQ to the far reaches of outer space. Go up against an army of wild alien enemies, and the humans they have brainwashed with a variety of weapons, special moves, suplexes, and coffee!The Smurglian race has come to Earth and they're not leaving until they steal our three most prized commodities: heavy metal, free Wifi, and coffee. Crunch through fistfuls of alien meat as you stop their invasion, and enjoy random modifiers to the enemies and action on each playthrough. It's a totally unique cup of beat 'em up action every time you play!FeaturesTear off fistfuls of alien meat in Neo Rogue Brawler action!Jam out with a pal in Local Co-Op Play!Encounter random modifiers that could make you an invincible killing machine or summon a swarm of raging possessed cowgirls! You'll never experience the same cup of cosmic coffee carnage twice!Bang your head to an incendiary heavy metal soundtrack!Meet heavy metal bands Pyschostick, Lords of the Trident, Nile, and Terrorizer!Rock out with retro metal influencers!Already averted the crisis? Come back for more in Death Metal Mode, where the difficulty is cranked to 11!Twitch/Mixer integration lets you enjoy the game while keeping both hands on your coffee cup!So grab a hot mug and save the world! 7aa9394dea Title: Coffee CrisisGenre: Action, IndieDeveloper:Mega Cat StudiosPublisher:Mega Cat Studios, Zerouno GamesRelease Date: 4 May, 2018 Coffee Crisis Portable coffee rust crisis. coffee crisis pc download. coffee crisis switch. coffee crisis ddr. coffee crisis xbox. coffee crisis nintendo switch review. guatemala coffee crisis. colombian coffee crisis. coffee crisis trailer. coffee crisis starbucks closes 600 stores. brazilian coffee crisis. coffee crisis review switch. coffee crisis igg. coffee crisis megadrive rom download. coffee crisis prevention unit. coffee crisis nintendo switch. coffee industry crisis. honduras coffee crisis. mcdonalds coffee crisis. healing crisis coffee enema. 1976 coffee crisis. coffee crisis mega drive rom. coffee's climate crisis. coffee crisis colombia. coffee crisis in brazil. coffee crisis genesis. coffee crisis kickstarter. coffee crisis xbox one. coffee crisis codes. coffee crisis sega rom. coffee crisis genesis rom download. coffee crisis. coffee crisis switch test. coffee crisis npr. coffee in crisis. coffee crisis management. coffee crisis wiki. coffee crisis gamefaqs. coffee crisis east germany. coffee crisis climate change. coffee crisis mega drive rom download. coffee crisis video game. when did the coffee crisis occur. coffee enema healing crisis. coffee crisis article. coffee crisis rom download. coffee crisis in central america. coffee crisis review. coffee crisis metacritic. crisis coffee shop finsbury park. coffee crisis steam. coffee crisis brazil. coffee crisis 2000. nicaragua coffee crisis. coffee global crisis. coffee crisis eshop. coffee price crisis response initiative. coffee crisis sega genesis. coffee crisis genesis review. coffee crisis test. coffee crisis cheats. coffee crisis game review. coffee crisis rom. coffee crisis 2019. coffee crisis market. coffee crisis 2018. coffee crisis in the world. coffee plant crisis. the coffee crisis. coffee crisis nestle. coffee crisis 1997. coffee crisis in 1997. coffee crisis ps4. coffee crisis download. coffee oasis crisis line. coffee crisis cartridge. coffee crisis news. coffee crisis soundtrack. coffee price crisis. coffee crisis genesis rom. coffee crisis in kenya. coffee cup crisis. coffee crisis economist. coffee crisis gameplay Im getting my♥♥♥♥♥kicked... but ayyy reminds me of playing simpsons back in the day lol. http://www.hardcoregames.biz/coffee-crisis/game is playable on our Lenovo X220, the game uses Unity so it can run on laptops easy. One that'll appeal to all beat em up fans, especially those of the charming 16 BIT era. Check out my video at 04:39 for an overview of Coffee Crisis.https://youtu.be/x53tS4YLXiM?t=279. Coffee Crisis is one of the worst beat'em up games i played. Boring, repetative and way too hard, because enemies will spawn in random numbers, one time you will fight 3 enemies and another time 30. There are also random modifiers that mostly will ♥♥♥♥ you up even more. There are only 3 attacks you can do, and no evade/block option. Most of the times enemies will shoot you instanlty, leaving you without a chance to do anything. Story is weird, combat mechanic suck♥♥♥♥♥ even that metal soundtrack doesnt really help this game. Not recommended.. The plot is nonsensical, which is intentional, but it's also just plain bad. (And the text is annoying to scroll through, which really doesn't help.)The controls are sluggish, too - there's a few frames between you hitting the jump button and the character actually jumping. And the difficulty ramps up quickly, which isn't fun. So you mash buttons (there's only one attack button, no interesting combos!) until you win or die, occasionally maneuvering to avoid the worst of the attackers. And there aren't any save slots - just codes. I get that this is recreating the Games Of Yore, but I *played* those, and save codes were the feature I missed least.. Thumbs down...it has potential but needs some big improvements. This is far from Streets of Rage 2 or Scott Pilgrim the game. First off and my biggest complaint is you die way to fast/enemies take too much damage to kill. On top of that, one second youll fight 3 or 4 enemies, the next screen you face over a dozen all swarming you at once. Some stages tended to drag on and on, normal difficulty was just too much of a slog and cheap, switched to easy and spammed the spinning special move(along with watching my health) to get through the game. Charged attacks are pointless because of the enemy swarms, you cant block/evade and there is a slight delay when jump kicking as well. Even picking up weapons just takes too long. There is also no "arcade" mode, so youll have to either watch or skip the cutscenes...and on the topic of story, im not entirely convinced 2 baristas listen to heavy metal let alone know how to fight. The hud is a mess too. I had no idea how many lives i had, or how much health i had until about 45 min into the game. Where it *should* be lies a combo gauge because...i guess the devs though that's the most important thing, right?? Your health is a thin yellow half circle on the left side and your lives are displayed as coffee bags- in the top middle of the screen. The combo gauge and life should be switched and the number of lives displayed under the life bar. I love the graphics, the soundtrack is really good and it controls ok. I just hope they fix most of this stuff before the eventual Switch/PS4 ports and come back to update the Steam port as well.. Cool retro style game, beat it in like a hour tho
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